Uncensored Haunts and Horrors Private Tour
No Karens allowed! Dive into the gore and shock value of New Orleans’ macabre history and horrors. Our unfiltered, insider-led private tour is guided by locals deeply connected to witchcraft, Voodoo, and vampire communities, offering a rare, authentic perspective.
This tour stands apart by showing you what others won’t: real ghost photos captured by past guests and historic images that bring these dark tales to life. From gruesome true crimes and eerie legends to paranormal sightings and the shocking horrors of history, we don’t hold back on the graphic details.
Tailored to your interests, this immersive walking tour explores ghostly landmarks, vampire lore, Voodoo rituals, and witchcraft history. We bring history alive with vivid storytelling, insider knowledge, and no filters.
Warning: This tour is not for the easily offended, squeamish, or anyone looking for a family-friendly outing. It’s raw, real, and unforgettable—just the way we like it.
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Uncensored Haunts and Horrors Private Tour
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French Quarter
Mature Audiences Only. No Karens Allowed! Brace yourself for a no-holds-barred, outrageously sassy experience through the shadowy streets of the French Quarter. Led by a sassy, crass, and tawdry guide, this tour dives into the gore-soaked tales and macabre history of New Orleans. All guides are personally initiated into local witchcraft, vampire, or Voodoo communities to allow a more insider perspectives. If you’re easily offended or squeamish this isn’t for you. We’ll explore the darker side of New Orleans’ past, covering everything from ghosts, vampires, and Voodoo to witchcraft and true crime • The First Church of Witchcraft • The Casket Girls • The Lalaurie Mansion • Muriel’s Ghost Table • Pirates, Voodoo, and Vampires We’ll take a break at local bars for drinks (for those 21+) This is a private tour tailored to your interests, and our uncensored approach means the language and graphic content are unapologetically raw and real. If you want sugar-coated history, move along.
Inclusions
- Tour
- Drinks are welcome on tour, but not included in the tour price (no glass bottles allowed)
- Gratuities
- Wheelchair accessible
- Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Transportation options are wheelchair accessible
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
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Pickup and Dropoff
You will make your own way to the meeting points
Meeting Points
- We meet in front of the Hands of Fate shop (which was the original location for the first Church of Witchcraft) at 521 St. Philip Street located in the middle of the block next door to MRB Bar.
End Points
- Tour ending location will depend on the interest of the guests. Since this is a private tour for your group, the content and route will be curated to the interest of the guests.
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Ticket Redemption
You must contact the guide directly to arrange your tour time and meeting location.
