Bastards of Mexico: Unfiltered Tour of the Historic Center
DISCLAIMER: Please note that, this is a tip based tour. The amount paid here is directly charged via Viator.com, the guide doesn't receive any compensations except from your tips.
Welcome to Bastards of Mexico: The Unfiltered Tour! This isn’t your typical city tour, we’re here to hit the most important spots of Mexico City with a unique blend of deep knowledge, sharp humor, and unapologetic irreverence.
Led by professional guides with years of experience, this tour combines the art of standup comedy with expert guiding. We don’t hold back—curse words are welcome, laughs are mandatory, and this tour is definitely not for the sensitive.
From ancient legends to revolutionary tales, we’ll give you an unfiltered look at the real Mexico. No boring, stiff, or sanitized history here. This is the Mexico you’ve been waiting to experience: raw, real, and ready to make you laugh.
Options
English tour
Walking tour
What's included in Bastards of Mexico: Unfiltered Tour of the Historic Center
(Subject to Option Inclusions)Itinerary
Museo del Templo Mayor
We’ll swing by the free part of Templo Mayor, where you’ll get the gritty stories of ancient Aztec ruins right in the city’s heart.
Zocalo
Welcome to Mexico City’s grand Zócalo, the massive square that has witnessed centuries of history—from Aztec rituals to Independence celebrations and modern protests. Here, you’ll hear the untold stories and absurd truths that make this place Mexico’s true beating heart. Get ready for a few laughs and maybe a gasp or two as we uncover the bizarre and bold history of the Zócalo!
House of Tiles
Step into a true gem of Mexican architecture—the Casa de los Azulejos, with its walls covered in beautiful blue and white tiles. This historic mansion holds tales of rebellion, wealth, and maybe even a scandal or two! You’ll learn about the family who dared to defy tradition in the boldest way and how this building became one of Mexico City’s most iconic landmarks.
Inclusions
- Guided walking tour
- Gratuities
- Wheelchair accessible
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Infants are required to sit on an adult’s lap
- All areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible
- Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
- Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Meet
Pickup and Dropoff
You will make your own way to the meeting points
Meeting Points
- We'll meet you at the Mexiqui hostel; your guide will be waiting. Look for the yellow building.
Redeem
Ticket Redemption
It is necessary to show the reservation to the guide upon arrival at the meeting point.
