English-speaking guide
1.5-hour trolley tour of downtown Savannah
Stop at McDonough’s Restaurant and Lounge for a restrooms and a refreshment break
Transport in an air-conditioned trolley
Admission to attractions (Not needed)
Other personal expenses
Tips and gratuities
Refreshments, meals and beverages (Available for purchase)
Participants must be aged 13+ to participate in this activity
Children aged 13+ will be charged the same rate as adults
Emotional support animals are not allowed on this tour
The activity is not recommended: PWDs (persons with disabilities)
The legal drinking age in United States is age 21. Please bring a valid ID for proof of age
This activity is not wheelchair-accessible
"Savannah for Morons" blends a tour with a comedy show on wheels, delivering a hilarious 90-minute roast of almost 300 years of Savannah lore. This unique and lively history lesson, tailored for morons and their supposedly smarter-ish friends, includes uproarious comedy skits, musical interludes, costume changes, quirky appearances, and a wealth of Savannah history.
Guided by the infamous Moron Twins, Dannie and Danny Moron, this jaunt through Savannah spills all the insider tales on virtually every significant moment in the city's deep, complex, and occasionally intoxicated history. From the founding of the colony of Georgia to the Civil War, delve into lesser-known Paula Deen trivia and discover why every tourist should snap a selfie on the Forrest Gump bench