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Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

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Digital
120 minutes
English

  • Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller!

  • Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!

  • Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle.

  • Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.

  • BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.

-A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way.

  • Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.

  • Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.

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Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

FromAUD $50.22Per Person

What's included in Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

(Subject to Option Inclusions)

Itinerary

Mission Dolores

After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain

Mission Dolores Park

On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.

Harvey Milk Plaza

Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).

Inclusions

  • A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
  • Bottled water
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness

Meet

Pickup and Dropoff

You will make your own way to the meeting points

Meeting Points

  • Meet on the sidewalk in front of Verve Coffee.

End Points

  • This is only a block away from the starting point.

Redeem

Ticket Redemption

Direct access

Operator

Clyde Always